So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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