I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
