I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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