we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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