But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you win again, gameday.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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