Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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