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Wipe that smile off your face.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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