i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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