That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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