Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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