I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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