Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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