this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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