Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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