i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
