What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just google imaged poop.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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