let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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