I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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