so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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