just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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