went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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