Apparently you make a good broom.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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