What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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