Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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