she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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