Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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