so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i wish my penis had a tongue
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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