why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
