I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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