After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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