i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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