watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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