a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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