I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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