I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
organizing the empties. That sober.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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