There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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