i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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