how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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