Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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