Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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