so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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