if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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