Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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