Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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