Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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