i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
sex on a bike is impossible
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