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(207): View more from Maine

Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back

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(407): View more from Florida

the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?

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(815): View more from Illinois

He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.

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(330): View more from Ohio

(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)

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(415): View more from California

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

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(620): View more from Kansas

She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?

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