No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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