Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He uses pillows to masturbate.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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