redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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