You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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