we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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