my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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