i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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