i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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