Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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